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The Perfect Dark Story
Created By: the mute
Casting Done By: the mute
Lead Programer: Calderon500
Assistaint Programer: Alex's Pika (o ^ _^ o)

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Chapter 1.
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It is the year 2010. Technology has advanced more than anyone could have
imagined. The Carrington Institute has just begun its operation. Dr.
Carrington's first operatives are: the mute, OOGAPetey, Ensoul, Yves
Dougtrine, madgamer2001, and their leader dextersy. Their first mission is to
intercept the contact between the Skedar and DataDyne. As they board their
hovercopter each of them have their own ideas about the mission.
the mute is very skepticle and depressed as 2 other agents had been recently
killed, aodshark and Predator in a misson...he couldnt save them. They were
both torn to pieces by the Skedar weapon the Mauler, aquired by DataDyne
guards (plans were sent to them by the Skedar earlier). he watched in horror
as they were killed.
Yves Dougtine, allways upbeat was eager to get into his first mission.
madgamer2001, loyal to the cause, knew the risks but had always pledged to
fight DataDyne at any costs.
OogaPetey and Ensoul talked about how they couldnt wait to try out their
weapons. Ensoul had just got his K7 Avenger, Ooga with his farsight (the
sniper of the group)
Dexter boarded last. After talking w/ Dr. Carrington he learned that they
needed to talk with Mr.Oodles and Mr.MyagiJC first...they held important
weapons that the operatives would need.
"ok men, get ready" Dexter yelled to them. Mak UK, the pilot, started the
anti-gravity lifters...and they were off...

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Chapter 2
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Dextersy talks to Oodles and MyagiJC while the crew unloads and picks up
their weapons.
Oodles and MyagiJC run a underground weapons company. the Institute knows
that this is their only means of recources...they also have an agenda against
DataDyne too, their weapons manufacuting is interfearing with their own.
"cheer up, mute!" madgamer tries to cheer him up.
"yea, i know..."
'comon, i know your excited with all these weapons round here"
A faint smile.
"everybody ready?" Dex asks, "then get on the copter, Max is waiting for us"
"one last thing, Dexter" Myagi says, "look for King Zora, he currently is
posing as a DataDyne soldier"
"sure"
They head off once more.
The designated area is, not surprisingly, located near StoneHenge, England.
Recent info divulged by the brains of CI, WES, has told that a alien race had
built it.
"ok, cheif" calls Max UK, "we're ready to land"
"ok Max, now everyone get ready" Dex replies
"just cant wait to get out and kick some alien @$$!" says Ensoul
"haha, soon enough. Mute, are you ok? you havent talked once"
"when do I?"
Max UK intruupts, "DEXTER COME QUICK! WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM! Enemy Rockets
coming in fast!"
"****e! what kind?"
"Slayer, sir..."
"f**k me!"
"3A, were in deep ****e" Ensoul joking replies...keeping his calm in such a
dire situation
knowing it was too late to bail out...dextersy, Ensoul, the mute,
OogaPetey,madgamer, and Yves wait for the impact....

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Chapter 3
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SHHHHHAAARRRRRKKKKKABBBBOOOOMMMM!!!!!
The crahsing of the ship sounded like like a bone breaking
The ship was, however, built well. Although leaking fuel and burning
profusly, the crew was mostly unharmed.
"everybody evacuate!" Dextersy ordered "mute, gamer; grab Yves! Get him out
now. NOW DAMN YOU NOW!"
Yves had been knocked unconsious. Blood trickled down his head. And while
madgamer and mute carried him out, Ensoul and OogaPetey scavanged and
salvaged the crews' weapons and gadgetries.
"wheres Max!?" cried mute.
"....I dont think he made it" repiled ooga. Then they heard something that
would have made any man's skin crawl: The screaming of a man buring to death.
They all rushed over to the front of the cokpit. Max UK was their screaming
and trying to claw his way out...but he was trapped. There was no way to get
to him. They could only see his upper torso.
"AHHHH, OH GOD NO,NO,PLEASE NO HELLLLLP" Max pleaded.
Dexter took a step closer, pulled out his MagSec.4 and pulled the trigger. It
was the only humain thing to do
There was a moment or two of silence. Yves had woken up and was told of what
happened. He was still dizzy and the sad news made him sit for a while.
"Get your stuff....we're....pressing on" said Dexter. Although he tried to
hold it back, he was visably shaken.
They hiked on through the woods and snow to get to the stone structure,
hoping no more death would become of them....

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Chapter 4
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"Its been at least an hour, are you sure you know where your going Dex?"
OOGAPETEY aks
Dextersy dosent reply, he lost in his thoughts. No one else says a word
suddenly Yves speaks up "everybody, hold up...i hear something"
"looks like you hit your head alittle bit too hard there Dougtrine"
madgamer2001 joked. A faint wisper arose seemingly from nowhere "Once upon a
time there was a little geek kid who liked to take long walks in the forest.
One day he came upon a bear who he wanted to be friends with, only the bear
didnt want to be friends with the boy, he just wanted to eat the boy. The
moral of the story is: Never trust a bear who looks like he will be a good
friend(especially if its wearing a pocket protector) becuase bears only like
to eat kids.
THE END "
"WTF?" "Who" "Where" everyone was more than confused. Suddenly someone leaped
from the trees.
" You may call me fenix" he spoke...."but not for long hehe"
"you got that right pal!" Yves responded
The operatives surrounded him. He waited for them to do so. Very patient he
was. With one quick movement, fenix pulled out a Reaper and starts shooting,
spinning, trying to hit the operatives
"Get down Get down" Dexter Yells
The crew quickly scatters behind trees to avoid the fire. Yves has just
passed out once more because of his concusion. Fenix notices the fallen agent
and like a bird swoops twords him. Yves wakes up just in time to see fenix
pressing the Reaper (now in grinding mode) into his face. The struggle
ensues.
"Help! Help! Mute, Ensoul anybody help me!" Fenix is getting the upper hand.
The mute steps out and notices whats going on 'Ive got 'em he thinks to
himself'. He takes out his tranquelizer gun and fires at fenix's body.
A MISS! Fenix now shoves the grinding blades into Yves face-he does not even
have time to scream.
The mute drops to his knees. Utter Shock. As soon as fenix stands-he falls.
OOGAPETEY has railed him with his farsight. Fenix is bleeding very badly.
Dexter runs at full speed to put his body full of lead.
Fenix looks up at him and snickers "...for...the Skedar movement..." He whips
out a grenade and pulls the pin.
The remaining operatives run out of the blast radius as the explosion goes
off...

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Chapter 5
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"Its ok mute, you did all you could" as Dexter tried to comfort the mute
silence
OOGAPETEY, madgamer2001, and Ensoul didnt say a word. the mute tried to hold
back his tears but to no avail.
Dexter added "Yves would want us to-"
"NO!" shouted mute (the first time the crew had heard him shout) "f**k it! Im
done its over...im frekin done"
As he raised the tranquelizer gun (set on kill mode) to his throat.
"MUTE, STOP" madgamer yelled. Dexter grabed the gun aways from him just in
time and the rest jump on him from doing anything more.
"Common mute, calm down, goddamn it"
"What the hells wrong with you"
Voices surounded him. Nothing made sense and he broke down.
"...are you going to be ok?" Ensoul asked
the mute nodded
"I dont want any of my men operating if they are in bad...health, but we need
you mute" commented Dex.
"no, im ok....lets, lets go"
several hours later:
"There it is guys, StoneHenge!" Ooga proclaimed in amazement.
"Common guys, were supposta be looking for the hidden passage" instructed
Dextersy
" I doubt it even exists" Ensoul wispered to madgamer
"I heard that Ensoul" said Dex. "If Tendo-Box Steve said its here-then its
here...I only wish he was still alive to show is where"
The mute is off looking for a switch or lever of sorts to activate the
passage when he trips over a rock...only was it a rock? He checks
it...plastic!
"Hey guys, i think i found it"
They fiddle with it a while until a underground stairway opens up.
They decend...

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Chapter 6
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"Ok, everybody, put on your nightvision goggles" Dextersy ordered
"sure is dark down here" madgamer added
They noticed some writing on the wall: Nothing gets past Patrick and 9T3ND0.
" here we go again..." Ogga sighed
"...infatuation touches me just when i thought that it would end..." the mute
sings but then stops when he realizes that no one know the lyrics to this
GrEeN dAY song.
"well there goes my self-esteem once more" he says only half-joking
"ay, and their goes your life" a voice says
"ha!" laughes a second
The light goes on, blinding the operatives, and then off once more. They are
confused.
"ah sh.ite!" Dextersy cries as a knife rips into his flesh. Undoubtfully
poision.
the mute and Ensoul goes after the one called Patrick and madgamer2001
attacks 9T3Ndo while OOGAPETEY attends to Dextersy.
Patrick locks on to Ensoul and mute with his CMP-320. They both split up as
the gun cannot fire at both at the same time. Ensoul narrowly escapes the
bullets as he sneaks around Patrick and a punch lands him sqarely in the
face. Patrick stumbles twords the mute. Mute takes out his tranq. gun (still
on kill mode) and injects it into Patrick's wrist. His eyes go wide with
fright.
"shhhh" mute says as he guides Patrick to the floor. Only seconds pass and he
is dead.
9T3NDO, a knife master, proccedes to throw knives at madgamer. Using his
LabTop gun, madgamer knocks them to the floor. Enraged 9T3NDO charges at him,
combat knife in hand.
"HRAAAAA!" he cries out
madgamer, not backing down, aims his weapon.
9T3NDO has now found a bullet in his forhead.
The kife wound in dexter isnt deep, but if they do not act soon, the poison
will take effect. Ooga was also a trained medic. He sucks the posion out of
Dexter's back and spits it out. A do-or-die procedure. He tapes up the wound
and once again they move on to fufil their mission...

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Chapter 7
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The tunnels look anciet. The catacombs appear like they were built thousands
upon thuosands of years ago. Huge monoliths appear around them, anciet
statues are undoubtfully not of this world.
"hmmm, perhaps the Skedar built these, hundreds of years ago" commented OOGA.
"I'd bet on it" replied Ensoul
"do you guys hear something?" asked madgamer2001
"Yes," Dextersy answered "a skreeching noise...coming this way"
the whole crew looks slighty nervous. Someone was running down the corridor.
The operatives hid behind some stone pilliars.
Ensoul leaps out and tackles the man.
"Nooo, please dont hurt me, i didnt see anything i swear!" the man pleads
"Who are you? What are you doing?" here asks Dex
"m..m-my name is lwagooneer. Im just a civilian. I was out studying
stonehenge when these guards grabbed me...they said i saw too much"
"What did you see?" Ensoul asks
"I saw...these things...i dont know what they were...yellow...eyes..such evil
eyes"
"Skedar" says Ooga "They're here! We're too late"
"What else?" Dexter adds
"I saw their leader...but it wasnt a-"
TANG-KA-TANG-KA-TANG
"WTF?" madgamer shouted as a grenade bounced across the floor
"scatter!" Dexer ordered
BLOOOOOM!!!! The grenade detonated, no one was injured for the moment.
"Whos there?" a voice shouted and a figure stepped out of the shadows
"Calderon 500!" Dexter exclaimed as he embraced a long time friend...

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Chapter 8
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"What are you doing here?!" asks Dextersy, obviously happy to see his
long-time companion
"Well thats the thing..." Calderon 500 says as he looks to the floor
KA-BLOP!
Calderon 500's Dragon gun fires into Dexter's side
"ARRGGGHH!" cries Dexter
"You sonnova b***h!" Ensoul shouts as the operatives open fire
BLAM! KA-BLAM! TAT-TAT-TAT! SHOOM!
...they hit nothing. Calderon has fled.
"Hes gonna pay! damn it to hell" Ensoul rants again
"..uhh...you..guys" a badly wouned Dexter says
"hes still alive!" exclaims OOGAPETEY
"that was him! the leader" lwagoneer states "can i get a gun i need to
protect my- GRAAHHH-"
a baby Skedar is at his throat tearing away at his flesh.
BLAP! madgamer2001 shoots him off, but lwagoeer is already dead
"we need get out of here! Theres more skedar coming look!" OOGA says
Ensoul and madgamer grab Dexter and procced to carry him out
"mute, arent you coming?" OOGA asks
but mute does not hear him. He does not hear anyone. He is pacing about.
Insane with terror, with death, with life.
"MUTE! come with us! thats an order" Dexter screams with what little energy
he has left
mute looks up at them. He does not appear to even see them. He shakes his
head once- and runs down a seperate hallway.
"sh.it, SH.IT,SH.IT!" Ensoul chanted
"This way!" a mysterious voice shouted
"Who?" asked madgamer
"Theres not much time, the Skeedar are coming" the voice said again
"Where are you?" asked OOGA
a person stepped out from a dark tunnel, obscured from view.
"My name is KingZora, common, they wont find you here" the man said
The few remaining operatives: OOGAPETEY, Dextersy, madgamer2001, and Ensoul
followed King Zora
ESLEWHERE....
"no, no, no keep them away, away" the mute rambled on
Mute, ran on and on until he came to a wall. He could not go any
further...and he could not go back; for there was many a Skedar (adult and
children) advancing on him.
Mute trembled, he knew they would tear him apart. He grabbed his once trusty
tranq. gun, set the dial on kill, raised it to his throat and...
CLICK
It was empty
The Skeedar moved in for the kill...

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Chapter 9
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"3A, mute is one crazy bast.ard" Ensoul says
"what do you think happened to him?" asks OOGA
"dead" replies King Zora
the operatives are out hiding in the bunker that KingZora has been operating
from for the past couple of weeks
"so, how are you affiliated w/ Mr. Oodles and Mr. MyagiJC,Zora?" asks
madgamer2001
"well, im just a hired-gun if you will" he replies, " Myagi and Oodles were
looking for someone to steal some info. about DataDynes new weapons. How do
you think we got the idea for the K7 Avenger, Ensoul? They knew my name from
my crimes in the past, the money was right, so I took the job. Since im not
dead yet I guess it was the smart thing to do. Man I could tell you some of
the stuff thats happened to me over the years..."
" oh yea, ive got some stories" chimed in Dexter " man, my adventures w/
Shawn and Tendo-Box Steve in the army were almost constant. We'd take out
Snipers with our farsights, blow the enimies oil tankers apart w/ timed
mines...now they're dead....
I only wish I could fight with them one more time...just once more..."
Dexter stopped talking. No one wanted to check. Finally, OOGAPETEY went over
to Dexter.
"he, dead" stammered OOGA, "he was bleeding too bad..."
silence.
"this damn mission has claimed to many frekin lives" Ensoul finally broke the
silence.
" You guys need to complete the mission," King Zora stated, "ill join
you....They Skedar has brought weapons that will reak havok on
everyone....the Psycosic gun"
"lets do it then, we'll demolish the whole frekin lot of 'em" Ensoul says
The group seems lost with out their leader
"yea, lets go" adds madgamer
King Zora stops them and says, " there a guard watching the shipment, they
call him: Spazman X, be prepared...."

now with 2 more fallen comrades and 1 new alli, they go on to do what they
were sent here for...

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Chapter 10
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They had reached the room where the crate of Psycosis guns were. Spazman X
would be waiting for them.
"ok everybody, on the count of 3 charge in" ordered King Zora. "ONE, TWO,-"
CHCHCHCHCHCHCBRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
The sounds of guns going off, only it wasnt of the operatives
"crap!" Zora yelled
Spazman X had been outside the room the whole time. He had opened fire with
his Cyclone gun, spreading bullets everywhere.
a bullet struck madgamer2001's leg. The rest just narrowly missing the other
operatives.
OOGAPETEY charged at Spazman X, hoping to catch him off guard...but, to no
avail.
Spazman turned around just in time to see OOGA charging at him. He aimed his
gun at OOGA's head and pulled the trigger...
BLADA-BLADA-BLADA!
Blood splattered everywhere. OOGA dropped to the floor. A lifeless mess.
Madgamer2001, still clutching his leg grabbed his mini Neutron-Bomb. He
tossed it at Ensoul as King Zora helped him out of the room.
Ensoul pulled the pin and threw the N-Bomb directly at Spazman X's vecinity.
BBBBBAAAAASSSSSOOOOMMMMMM
The N-bomb detonated....but Ensoul was no where to be found.
"Ensoul!" cried Zora
"Ensoul, are you there?" madgamer shouted
they feared the worst.
"I...I...dont..." stammered Zora "-dont what?" Ensoul came into the room with
a big smirk on his face.
"your okay!" exclaimed Zora
"yes...but OOGA..."
"we know...we saw it"
"Bravo, Bravo. You took out my best warrior" a voice from the doorway called
It was Calderon500! Acompanied by several Skedar...

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Chapter 11
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"Now you are all going to die just like your comrades" mocked Calderon500
Calderon has set up several electric-shock torturing devices. King Zora,
Ensoul, and madgamer2001 were all hooked up to it.
"hmmm...who to begin with..." he continued "....how about the cripple?" he
sneered reffering to madgamer, "now the shock ranges from 1-25, and a 13 is
enough to kill a man...so lets start with....25! M-M-HAHA!
A Skeedar turned the dial to 25. Madgamer2001 screamed with pain as the
electricty shot threw his body.
"AHHHHHHHH-AHHHHH!" he screamed
finally the pain was too much and he fainted. They did not turn off the power
though. Instead they left it on until madgamer's blood begain to boil, his
hair was begining to burn....soon he was ingulphed in flames. Another dead.
"NOOOO I'll kill you!!" cried Ensoul
"since you loved seeing madgamer die," Calderon said sarcastically," you'll
have the pleasure of seeing King Zora die...pity, he could have been of use
to us. Slowly this time"
The Skedar at the controlls moved the dial from 1 and slowly increasing
voltage. King Zora had too much pride to scream but his face showed
unbearable agony.
Ensoul, then noticing the deceased madgamer's LabTop gun by his foot,
struggled to slip down from the straps that held him in place. He streched
his foot as far as he could and hit the labtop gun, allowing it to go into
its turret-mode.
TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT
Bullets flew everywhere. Hitting human guards and Skedar alike. The bullets
also punctured the torture machine, shutting down its power. Its circut board
began to malfunction. Calderon500 ran over to see if he could fix it.
KABLAMO!
The machine exploded, sending Calderon's body parts scattering across the
room.
Ensoul broke out of his straps and freed King Zora as well
"we go...that way" said a weary Zora.
"your not going anywhere!" said a figure blocking their path," My name is
aodshark, I run this whole place!"
"what about Calderon500?" asked Ensoul
"a mere 2nd-hand man" said aodshark
"Im gonna... get you..." said King Zora
"no," replied Ensoul, "you're too weak from the shocks...he mine!"
and so the 2 combatants, aodshark and Ensoul prepared for battle...

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Final Chapter
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aodshark caught Ensoul by surprise. He used a cloaking device to shield
himself from view.
POW-KA-THWAP!
aodshark had snuken up on Ensoul hammering him with the blunt side of his
pistol
"hehehe, im gonna play around a bit before I kill you" aodshark laughed
"FIGHT LIKE A DAMN MAN!" Ensoul shouted
TWAP!
another blow to Ensoul's head. Blood ran down from his head, and his nose was
broken.
"ok, ive had my fun"
a Mauler was picked up from the ground. You could hear it charging up for a
mega-blast.
Ensoul closed his eyes and waited for his imminent death...
FA-SHOOM!
"wha?" aodshark said, bewilldered
KingZora had fired his Pheonix pistol at the sprinkler system. Water rained
down. aodshark could now bee seen!
Ensoul got to his feet. He got his Falcon gun.
BLAP-BLAP-BLAP-BLAP!
His pinpiont accuracy landed each bullet into aodshark. One in each leg and
shoulder.
aodshark collapsed. Unable to move. Unable to defend himself. He was a
defeated man.
"GO ON AHEAD, KILL ME!" he cried
"oh, we intend to" smirked Ensoul.
King Zora handed him a grendade. Ensoul set it on proximity detonation...and
dropped it.
"lets split! hurry!" Zora yelled. aodshark had a look of a scared child when
they left. The grenade bouncing and would continue to bounce around the room
until it came to contact with him.
LATER ON....
"I just phoned WES, Boomerang Slash is going to make an air raide on here.
We'd better go" said Ensoul.
" ON STONEHENGE!? ha!....you gonna be okay?"
"yea, those guys would want me to be strong. Ill get back to the institute,
Dr. Carrington is going to have to hire some more agents...what about you?"
"I think ill take a break from work, Mr. MyagiJC and Mr. Oodles will
understand"
a uneasy silence.
The two just smiled at eachother, and walked their seperate ways.

THE END
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